funny sex quotes

"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people." Chelsea Handler Read : These 23 Relationship Memes Will Get You Through anything Together.
"The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping." Joan Rivers.
"As I get older, I just prefer to knit.".Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again."My boyfriend and local slags gravesend I live together, which means we don't have sexever."No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." Betty Friedan.I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.I have no luck with women.No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." Margaret Cho If you're searching for the best"s and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself)."You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to f*k.".And that sexy ass.N O, p Q, r S, t U, v W, x Y, z Loading.These saucy ladies tell it like.Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches.I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading.Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.It was the first time I took responsibility for my actions."Good sex is like good bridge.Francione, age, Community, Racism, that means that every human being - without distinction of sex, age, race, skin color, language, religion, political view, or national or social origin - possesses an inalienable and untouchable dignity.
I'm a terrible lover.